Q. How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.

Q. How many divas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. One — and the whole world to revolve around her.

Q. How many dull people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. One.

Q. How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Fifteen. One to screw in the light bulb and 14 to turn the ladder.

Q. How many road construction workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to idly stand by and watch.

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: That’s not funny.

Q. How many “Real Men” does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: “Real Men” aren’t afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: At least three. (Note: think height)