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Light Bulbs
Comments 0 | Recommend 0Q. How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.
Q. How many divas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One — and the whole world to revolve around her.
Q. How many dull people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One.
Q. How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Fifteen. One to screw in the light bulb and 14 to turn the ladder.
Q. How many road construction workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to idly stand by and watch.
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny.
Q. How many “Real Men” does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: “Real Men” aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: At least three. (Note: think height)
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