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Catching Fish

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Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all of the equipment; the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the row boat, the car and even a cabin in the woods of Maine. They spend a fortune.

Then they drive eight hours to Maine.

The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they are driving home they are really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish cost us $1,500 dollars?”

The second guy says. “Wow! It’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”


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