• Have you heard about the international restroom?

When you go in, you’re Russian. While you’re inside, European. And when you leave, you’re Finnish.

• What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen.

• What do you call an Irishman who looks forward to the spring?

Paddy O’Furniture.

• Why can’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they would be bagels.