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Bad Puns
Comments 0 | Recommend 0August 21, 2007 10:07 AM
• Have you heard about the international restroom?
When you go in, you’re Russian. While you’re inside, European. And when you leave, you’re Finnish.
• What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
Eileen.
• What do you call an Irishman who looks forward to the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
• Why can’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they would be bagels.
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